Argue all you like about the wicking properties of your chamois leather insert, Lycra cycling shorts may be practical but they are quite rightly regarded as a sartorial faux pas. Until now.
The latest all-in-one design is modelled on a two-piece suit together and boasts a handkerchief in the top pocket and a dapper red neck tie.
The skin-suit costs $150 from Podium Cycling.
Cycle insurance with style
Cycle insurance from the ETA includes new-for-old replacement and accidental damage (including race events) plus £5m third party insurance, personal accident cover, worldwide cover and if you should be knocked off your bike our specialist legal team can fight your corner. From 40p per week.
C H Wolfenbloode
An abomination. Burn it (or rather, melt it…)
Thegreatpretender
Does it come in a tweed?