Should the zombie apocalypse kick off this Halloween, the only way to travel will be by bicycle. The qualities that make bikes such a civilized way of commuting or popping to the shops, also make them perfectly suited to avoiding zombies; they don’t rely on oil or roads, carry a good payload and are so quiet they do not attract attention (it’s a well-known fact that zombies are attracted by noise).
The Halloween bicycle is equipped with:
• Electric chainsaw
• Flamethrower
• Smoke grenades
• Splatter shield
• Axe
Frighteningly good bike insurance
We developed ETA cycle insurance to be the protection we, as avid cyclists, would want to have . And we’ve been developing and improving it for over 20 years, drawing on our own experience cycling to build a comprehensive policy. It’s the reason we don’t devalue your bike over time, or charge extra for benefits such as £5m third party, friends and family cover, cycle breakdown cover or protection when you take your bike abroad. On top of that we include legal advocacy from a specialist team.
If your bicycle is stolen, or damaged beyond repair, we do not devalue it – in other words, whether you bought your bike new or secondhand, and even if it’s 5, 10 or 20 years old, we will settle your claim on a new-for-old basis. And because we know how inconvenient it is to be without a bike, we pay up to £250 towards a hire bike following a claim.
We believe these benefits should come as standard and at no additional cost. Take a closer look at our policy and get an instant quote.
John soames
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